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... okay so I finally decided it was time to try to tame one of these bad boys, right? Okay. So I'm looking around for one, and the only one I could really find was level five. I'm thinking, okay sweet. I'm going to be able to get one of these bad boys pretty easy.

I grab my pteranodon (Perry) and bring the pegomastax to my taming pen. While I'm dropping my inventory in a safe spot, I noticed that I already have purple berries in my hot bar, sweet.

I stepped one foot in my pen, and the pegomastax was on me like white on rice. I just stared it down as it raced towards me, with that greedy look in its eyes. As the creature ripped the berries from my bar, it must have triggered something deep rooted in my psyche, because I whipped my revolver out and shot that thing in the face faster than I could realize what I had done. I don't think I'll be trying to tame any more.

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