Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
... okay so I finally decided it was time to try to tame one of these bad boys, right? Okay. So I'm looking around for one, and the only one I could really find was level five. I'm thinking, okay sweet. I'm going to be able to get one of these bad boys pretty easy.
I grab my pteranodon (Perry) and bring the pegomastax to my taming pen. While I'm dropping my inventory in a safe spot, I noticed that I already have purple berries in my hot bar, sweet.
I stepped one foot in my pen, and the pegomastax was on me like white on rice. I just stared it down as it raced towards me, with that greedy look in its eyes. As the creature ripped the berries from my bar, it must have triggered something deep rooted in my psyche, because I whipped my revolver out and shot that thing in the face faster than I could realize what I had done. I don't think I'll be trying to tame any more.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Me: Got your nose!
Pego: And I got your wallet!
Also Pego: *Runs away laughing*
Me: *Still trying to process what the heck just happened*
Love mine, got her like 4 hours ago, named her pocket, she is so cute! I love the sound she makes when I dismount her from my shoulder, she also took my friends wyvern egg, so I am rly happy for her! Now I have a wyvern :)! (Shhhhhh! Donβt tell my friend!)
I wonder what they did to my rifle??
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
I tend to accidentally tame them when fighting back :P
How a pegostamax encounter goes:
A pego has stole your Rotten Meat
A pego has stole your narcoberries
A pego has stolen your Tek Arnor
A pego has stolen your Saturn V
A pego has stolen Ohio
A pego has stolen copyright
A pego has stolen your health bar
A pego has stolen your everything
The end