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Me:*CALLING*

APD: It's Ark Police Department,How can i help you sir.

Me: Someone stole my crossbow.

APD:Did you saw him sir?

Me:yes,he looks like brown mutant lizard or something.

APD:OH! NO! WUT DA HELL! is this going on in this island it's fcking 67th complain against this mutant lizard.

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