Something to make you laugh imagine pego pirates. What do you do with a drunkin sailor
Pegomastax
The Pegomastax is a small herbivore popular among farmers. The Pegomastax has an exceptional skill of gathering seeds and berries, while also able to gather rare ingredients such as Rare Flowers and Rare Mushrooms. While it is relatively weak, this small dinosaur will become quite agressive if provoked.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
I hate you
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M…
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️
I got one an stole from the WHOLE server
Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”
“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”
“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck…
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”
“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”
“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”
“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”
“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”
“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”
“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”