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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Once I was just walking around with my raptors when I saw one. I attacked it and it attacked me, stole my Mejoberries and was instantly tamed.
I named it Wtf just happened.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
One ran out of nowhere and I screamed so hard thinking it was a raptor
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Pego(stole)ma(loot)stax
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
Me:ha got your Roblox account
Pego:haha I got your credit card
From that day forward he thought of never stealing againπ
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
Me: Got your nose!
Pego: And I got your wallet!
Also Pego: *Runs away laughing*
Me: *Still trying to process what the heck just happened*