Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So when first playing ARK, I never ran into these guys but ever since ARK United mobile came to the phone. These guys have been everywhere, including the troodon. So I was with my Sarco. And we killed a brontosaurus then all of a sudden. One of these guys come out of nowhere with his friend and these two stolen my stuff and I didn’t notice this, but I had mejoberries in my last slot, so when two of these guys stole my stuff, my sarco killed one and I assumed the other one ran away, but then all of a sudden a message popped up, saying name your Pegomastax and that’s when I realized what happened I tamed a Pegomastax by accident. Honestly, these guys are really good at killing small creatures and it’s really cool how they become your shoulder pet. They’re annoying but cute at the same time.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️