Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So when first playing ARK, I never ran into these guys but ever since ARK…
So when first playing ARK, I never ran into these guys but ever since ARK United mobile came to the phone. These guys have been everywhere, including the troodon. So I was with my Sarco. And we killed a brontosaurus then all of a sudden. One of these guys come out of nowhere with his friend and these two stolen my stuff and I didn’t notice this, but I had mejoberries in my last slot, so when two of these guys stole my stuff, my sarco killed one and I assumed the other one ran away, but then all of a sudden a message popped up, saying name your Pegomastax and that’s when I realized what happened I tamed a Pegomastax by accident. Honestly, these guys are really good at killing small creatures and it’s really cool how they become your shoulder pet. They’re annoying but cute at the same time.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Tek alpha Pego(lvl 999) stole your metal sword
Why would a pego need that
Tek alpha Pego (lvl 999) stole black hide armor
Pego: I am ze Ninja~
Oh heck no give it back right now before I hit start slap you with my therizinosaurus
Tek alpha Pego (LVL 999) was killed by thickle thicken (therizinosaurus)
Pego has stolen ur berry collection
Ah, that’s alright. I can always plant more with my iguanadon-
Pego has stolen ur iguanadon
Uhm.. I didn’t know that was possible… I can always use anothr tame.
Pego has stolen ur tames
WTF I JUST TAMED MY VERY FIRST T REX
Pego has stolen armor
Whyyyyyyyy
Pego has stolen ur rifal
Wh- CHK BAM
ah, oh well. I always have my back up server-
Pego has stolen all back up servers
NO
Pego has stolen ark
YOU ******* IDIOT
Pego has stolen I phone 14 pro
MY LIFE-
Pego has stolen life savings
Pego has stolen credit card information
YOU LITTLE-
Pego has stolen secret snack stash
( going crazy) MY MEANING OF LIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pego has stolen meaning of life
Pego has stolen house
Pego has stolen family
Pego has stolen property
Pego has stolen family’s meanings of life
The nightmare will never end.
Pego has banned plastic bag from Pego tips
— plastic bag: WTF
Pego has stolen plastic bag’s ark
NOT AGAIN
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️