Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
THIS B JUST STOLE MY LEVEL 324 Fully imprinted fully mutation Giga Male name was BigKil after i got knock out of those annoying lil birds got knock out from my shadowmane then got attacked from behind terror birds and carnos Then killed them all after THAT THIS LIL SH WAS GONEEEE GONEEE No track no nothing DAMN (ima kil all his family friends neighbors all his friends in heaven too and my own tamed one) CURSE YOU DAMN PEGO DIEEEE!!! (My first comment too after 4 years playin) rip BigKil☹️
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Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️