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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
THIS B JUST STOLE MY LEVEL 324 Fully imprinted fully mutation Giga Male name was BigKil after i got knock out of those annoying lil birds got knock out from my shadowmane then got attacked from behind terror birds and carnos Then killed them all after THAT THIS LIL SH WAS GONEEEE GONEEE No track no nothing DAMN (ima kil all his family friends neighbors all his friends in heaven too and my own tamed one) CURSE YOU DAMN PEGO DIEEEE!!! (My first comment too after 4 years playin) rip BigKilβΉοΈ
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
One just walked up to me on ark survival ascended and said "I like you you're my friend now" and auto tamed himself
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
I had three of these and I saw a lvl120 therizinosaur and they killed it in two shots
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
βA pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!β
βA pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!β
βA pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!β
βA pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!β
βA pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!β
βA pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!β
βA pegomastax stole your credit card details!β
βA pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!β
βA pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!β
Up if you liked it!
A wild pegomastax has stolen 24 rotten meat. "Meh"
A wild pegomastax has stolen 4 narcotics. "Uhm... meh"
A wild pegomastax has stolen mastercraft longneck rifle. "GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!"