Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Noob who doesn’t know what taken and added mean: Minning a big rock doo doo da!
Game: Taken hide times 47
Noob: 47 HIDE!! Nice!
Pegomastax: He He He!
Game: Taken rokcarrot times 5
Noob: Rokcarrots from a rock, cool
Pego: Ha!!
Game: Taken Wallet and credit card
Noob: AWESOME!!
Pego: Wow he’s so oblivious
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️