Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Tries to take my stuff but my brontos just crush it.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Me:has a giga egg
Pego:seeβs it
Me:donβt u dare
Pego:hippity hoppity ur giga egg is now my property
Me:FLIP!
Pego:seeβs it
Me:donβt u dare
Pego:hippity hoppity ur giga egg is now my property
Me:FLIP!
SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING (Dora reference if you didnβt have a childhood like me)
Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer
Pego:hold my stolen beer
How to kill a pego
Step 1:get a master craft long neck
Step 2:aim your gun
Step 3:FIRE
Step 4:get a giga to loot the body just in case itβs still alive
Step 5:play crab rave
Step 1:get a master craft long neck
Step 2:aim your gun
Step 3:FIRE
Step 4:get a giga to loot the body just in case itβs still alive
Step 5:play crab rave
These little shits stole a 123 and 150 gigantopithecus so sad
Me:yay I finally crafted the blueprint of a shotgun
Pego: oooooo good stuff
The moment you realized you messed up
Pego:thank you for the gun
Me:nooooooo
You were killed by a pegomastax holding a gun level100000000000
Pego: oooooo good stuff
The moment you realized you messed up
Pego:thank you for the gun
Me:nooooooo
You were killed by a pegomastax holding a gun level100000000000
I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.