Ark: the Comby is annoying, but we need something even more annoying

Pego: Hold my beer

Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information

somehow i knocked one out with a hatchet, didnt make any sense

Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

When incountered,burn it with fire.

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

One ran out of nowhere and I screamed so hard thinking it was a raptor

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

Human: Oooh look! A cute little dinosaur

Pegomastax: Hippity hoppity your stuff is my property

Human: Give me back my bow b**ch

A few seconds later... You were killed by a level 1 Pegomastax

Pegomastax’s be like

*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: Aw man

*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys

*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN

*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: Elly!

*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Billy, Bobby, no!

*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: No!

*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Man, I’m hungry

*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: How is this still going?!

*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: I’m thirsty

*You were killed*

Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates

*You are now in Pegomastax land*

Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️