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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

true fear is hearing one but not seeing it
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Pego has stolen ur berry collection
Ah, thatโs alright. I can always plant more with my iguanadon-
Pego has stolen ur iguanadon
Uhm.. I didnโt know that was possibleโฆ I can always use anothr tame.
Pego has stolen ur tames
WTF I JUST TAMED MY VERY FIRST T REX
Pego has stolen armor
Whyyyyyyyy
Pego has stolen ur rifal
Wh- CHK BAM
ah, oh well. I always have my back up server-
Pego has stolen all back up servers
NO
Pego has stolen ark
YOU ******* IDIOT
Pego has stolen I phone 14 pro
MY LIFE-
Pego has stolen life savings
Pego has stolen credit card information
YOU LITTLE-
Pego has stolen secret snack stash
( going crazy) MY MEANING OF LIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pego has stolen meaning of life
Pego has stolen house
Pego has stolen family
Pego has stolen property
Pego has stolen familyโs meanings of life
The nightmare will never end.
Pego has banned plastic bag from Pego tips
โ plastic bag: WTF
Pego has stolen plastic bagโs ark
NOT AGAIN
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
I hate you
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxโs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iโll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IโM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iโm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iโm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenโt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
โA pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!โ
โA pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!โ
โA pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!โ
โA pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!โ
โA pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!โ
โA pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!โ
โA pegomastax stole your credit card details!โ
โA pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!โ
โA pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!โ