Pickity pockity

get the heck off my property

Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information

I hate you more than you know.

I got one an stole from the WHOLE server

Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

I hate you

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego

Pegomastax’s be like

*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: Aw man

*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys

*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN

*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: Elly!

*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Billy, Bobby, no!

*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: No!

*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Man, I’m hungry

*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: How is this still going?!

*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: I’m thirsty

*You were killed*

Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates

*You are now in Pegomastax land*

Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️