So I was picking up rock and I get weight down and that little basturd comes up to me and steals all my arrows
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Not another one
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Bro doesn't even ask if you have games on your phone, he just takes it!
Sac, the flabbiest surviver
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Basically how ur ex acts when u get divorced, always taking ur crap
I was leveling my thyla when this thing came and stole my anklo cryopod
I was just being a normal person playing ark and then this little thief comes at me and steals my credit card info I was like wtf dude and I slapped him with a bat
A wild pegomastax has stolen 24 rotten meat. "Meh"
A wild pegomastax has stolen 4 narcotics. "Uhm... meh"
A wild pegomastax has stolen mastercraft longneck rifle. "GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”
“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”
“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”
“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”
“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”
“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”
“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”
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