Me: harvsting dodo
Me:hits pchy on accident
Pachy:ITS TIME TO RAM UR TWO INCH BALLS
PACHY:Y ARE U RUNNING BOI RREEEE
ME: GETS BUM SLAPED HARD AS HELL
I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.
Plz don’t hit it it’s more then a bonk
Me:hits a pachy
Me:hops on my trike
You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave
Hey, it hops,
Hey, it’s red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, it’s dead
Simple tactic comrades
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.
I just push other people from cliff while riding a pachay and yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!
This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom