Sit back yougins and let me tell ya a story bout this fantastic beast.... A long, long time ago, I was on a quest to bring an artifact to one’ah them glowin pillars up there in the sky. I’d tried this quest twice, died to bugs and raptors. But this time I was determined, I traveled alongside the cliff and then to the plains where, finally after all this time, I reached that bugger. I clambered up that there brige but just as I was about’a place that artifact in there- A big ol nasty Titanoboa strides right on in and does me a whoozy. Knocked me right out. I thought I was done for. I saw my health decreasin slowly until I heard this strange stompin noise. What? What’s that? I can tell you children’s I was shakin like the sail on my boat. I woke up later and saw that dead snake. But next to it was a nice little patchy, unconscious. That there patchy saved my life! I tamed that sucker and brought it back home with me. I owe that Hero Patchy my life. Amen children. ~Papa Glitchy

In my eternal hunt for a unicorn I wàs flying my Argy through the mountains when I spotted a Patchy fighting a scorpion. He defeated it by the skin of his teeth but he collapsed unconscious. I felt bad for the poor guy and fed him stim berries. A dozen or more berries later he was up but TAMED. So I carried him home and put him with my other tames, figuring Thunk deserved it.

My first pachy was a lv 900. But after I tame him he eaten by a giga 1 up for picky...

There I was, about to raid the alpha tribe with the max level pachy I had just tamed. I walked up to the leader (sneakily) as I waited for him to spot me. One he did I said "HEADS UP MOTHER TRUCKER" knocked em right out. None of his other tribe mates were online so I stole his stuff, a TON of plant X, some tek structures, and ascendant stuff. Best, most successful raid EVER

I saw this fight a that frilled acid spitting thing and this won against it

My pachy died dy a T-rex and I killed the T-rex please help me emotionally I'm crying.

I had a patchy worked so hard for him died a lot. One day I was about to die of starvation I found a bronto egg so I grabbed it and ate it. the bronto chased me I got away and went off to the tundra. When I got back to my base all my Dino’s were there but next thing I know that bronto came and killed my pets. Let’s just say he got what was coming to him 1 like shows respect to my patchy

Diplodocus and Pachy Vs 4 Dilos!!! Pachy is the only one that survived.I tamed it!

Aight sit down and let me tell you a story about the day my pachy named Bump pulled it's weight after being in the shadow of my other pachies, battering ram and Deathstrike for so long. I was getting back from a long day of getting revenge on a sarco for killing my best friend and first tame in the island, an otter named hellspawn. (Hellspawn as when I killed a coelacanth to bring it to him he decided that he wanted a wild goose chase instead of the yummy coelacanth) Anyway when I got back after knocking the sarco out and shoving meat into its mouth to tame it out of nowhere a stego stepped on some random trap I set up and forgot to get rid of after I trolled my friend by placing a bunch outside his base. The stego then attacked and so did the others near me. Battering ram and Deathstrike were killed violently by the sarco but bump was still alive and we just ran, ran as far as the eye could see when a thought came to me. "I've seen those steggos before they're level 10 and 16 bump is level 167" so I slaughtered them after bump failed to kill a bunch of stuff time and time again before that. Everything she tried to kill was also very low level so I guess she just got powered by witnessing the death of battering ram and Deathstrike. I didn't care because I rarely used any of them aside from when I felt like riding a pachy with more pachies following but they were the only Dino's she saw when she wasn't outside which was most of the time so they're deaths just empowered her. The sarco is now tamed and they're the best of friends now as they live in the same pen and are now outside because of bumbs gigachad moment (and also because the sarco didn't fit in the inside one and I wanted them together to remember the occasion) the sarcos name is terrabyte because she takes up a lot of space compared to my other dinosaurs and her damage is amazing

Once I saw a Pachy I went close to it and it started attacking me when I did not hit it (it’s lvl 2 don’t worry I killed it)

My first time was a peachy that was female so I named her pach because the packed a punch then I started an army of pachys together me and my army beat the game together and had simany other adventures together they were the best until we tried to take down an alpha tek giga then they died

Did you know when they hit you it causes torpor (this is for mobile)

So.. I once got my 1st peachy and named him “pach a punch” but once he became lvl 3 a really angry tapejera Murdered him and me. Idk why because they usually are passive but I remember grabbing it’s egg around 1 hour ago. R.I.P pach a punch :(

Actually I might make him reborn soon!

Once I found an egg and thought "oh an egg. Dunno what happen if I pick it up." I picked it up and I get attacked and I'm like "WHAT THE-" and a pachy was attacking me. I got knocked unconscious and died. I went to where I died with a dilo named Frill (R.I.P Frill) I found my last death and took all. And it started attacking again.i got knocked unconscious and died again it happened again without Frill. After dying. I learned my lesson. No taking Pachy eggs.

I can't seem to find one does anyone know where they are

Man, patches are annoying. When I had just started the game I was walking around looking for something to tame. I saw a little patchy, and decided, "I can tame this!" It murdured me, and came to my camp and stayed there for so long. Later, as I was getting better, I somehow managed to tame a Bronco. I went up to that stupid patchy and murdered it, and then ate its meat. Stupid thing.

For some reason it won’t let me shoot tranq arrows with a regular bow anybody know how

So when me and my friend we stated a new ark lost. Island the first Dino we see is a pachy so we tame it then after that we never tamed anything with clubs or tranq arrows no we used that pachy it had 6,000 damage and it did a lot of knock out damage

#prayfortorment

I know how it feels to lose a patchy. Home you find torment.

R.I.P. StrongSky, my first patchy. I will miss you.

When we ride on it its so cool