Why can your ride the pachy but not a dilosaurus?

One of these works in the local shop near me

I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.

If you have a group forty of these,you can do the rohirim cavalry charge from the lord of the rings.

Me:hits a pachy

Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!

Me:hops on my trike

My trike:CHARGEEE!!!

Their heads:BONK

You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave

Hey, it hops,

Hey, it’s red,

Hey, a T-Rex

Hey, it’s dead

Fun fact pachy are made out of stone because they made loud noises while walking

Simple tactic comrades

1. Throw Bola

2. Hit with club

3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.

Simple tactic comrades

1. Throw Bola

2. Hit with club

3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.