This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
Why can your ride the pachy but not a dilosaurus?
One of these works in the local shop near me
I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.
If you have a group forty of these,you can do the rohirim cavalry charge from the lord of the rings.
Me:hits a pachy
Me:hops on my trike
You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave
Hey, it hops,
Hey, it’s red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, it’s dead
Fun fact pachy are made out of stone because they made loud noises while walking
Simple tactic comrades
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.