I no joke sat there with my friends screaming patchy for like 2 hours

Hey, it hops,
Hey, it’s red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, it’s dead

Me:hits a pachy
Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!
Me:hops on my trike
My trike:CHARGEEE!!!
Their heads:BONK

Me: sees level 27 pachy dying to dilophosaur
My dilophosaur: so you have chosen death

I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.

# pray for torment

I had full hide armor on and I went to go kill a level 3 pachy that had 175 HP, and I used a crossbow, I got one shot on it then it made me pass out. I felt embarrassed

One time I had my pachy... Let's just say , bronto :stomp stomp pachy: dies

You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave