Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Me:hits a pachy
Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!
Me:hops on my trike
My trike:CHARGEEE!!!
Their heads:BONK
Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!
Me:hops on my trike
My trike:CHARGEEE!!!
Their heads:BONK
More Pachy Funny Tips
I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.
ME: SEEING A SPINO LVL150
THE SPINO: BREAKFIRST
A LVL 150 PATCHY : STANDING NEAR AND GETTING HIT
SPINO AND ME: I AM FAST AS FU**
THE SPINO: BREAKFIRST
A LVL 150 PATCHY : STANDING NEAR AND GETTING HIT
SPINO AND ME: I AM FAST AS FU**
Hey, it hops,
Hey, itβs red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, itβs dead
Hey, itβs red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, itβs dead
You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave
Me and my pachy were on my raft sarco came said hi and me to my pachy he knocked it off into 5 megaladons then my pachy killed the sarco 3 megaladons and then the last 2 killed him
Lol
Lol
Fun fact: a hit from a pachy is equivalent to getting hit by mr sandmanβs dreamland express.
I just push other people from cliff while riding a pachay and yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Simple tactic comrades
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.
Me: harvsting dodo
Me:hits pchy on accident
Pachy:ITS TIME TO RAM UR TWO INCH BALLS
ME:*STARTS RUNNING*
PACHY:Y ARE U RUNNING BOI RREEEE
ME: GETS BUM SLAPED HARD AS HELL
Me:hits pchy on accident
Pachy:ITS TIME TO RAM UR TWO INCH BALLS
ME:*STARTS RUNNING*
PACHY:Y ARE U RUNNING BOI RREEEE
ME: GETS BUM SLAPED HARD AS HELL