I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.

You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave

Hey, it hops,
Hey, it’s red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, it’s dead

Simple tactic comrades
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.

I just push other people from cliff while riding a pachay and yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Fun fact: a hit from a pachy is equivalent to getting hit by mr sandman’s dreamland express.

Me and my pachy were on my raft sarco came said hi and me to my pachy he knocked it off into 5 megaladons then my pachy killed the sarco 3 megaladons and then the last 2 killed him

Lol

This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

Me: sees level 27 pachy dying to dilophosaur
My dilophosaur: so you have chosen death