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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pachy? Funny pachy jokes submitted by ARK players.
I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.
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Updoot plz it hurt my fingers to type dis.i hope you enjoy ur day^*^
Updoot plz it hurt my fingers to type dis.i hope you enjoy ur day^*^
You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave
This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
Real men knock this out with a Pachy
Wait
Wait
CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
Was on raptor running across the beach when I saw a egg thought the egg was a pachyrino and I knew I could take pachyrinos on so I grabbed hopped on my raptor and waited about 5 seconds later 6 pachys charged me,my raptor was knocked out and the pachys focused on it so I ran until I ran out of stamina only to look back and I see 2 pachys charging at me,rip me and my raptor(rest In pachys)
I tried to knock a parasur out with this. The peachy FELL ASLEEP!
You just have to buy fhe new 69GB RAM.
Prepare yourself! Da dadada dada! CHARGE! LETS GO BOIS!
Thick-skilled nite nite lizard.
Sees A Pachy-
Me : Nope
-grab’s compound Bow And Shoot’s It Then Harvests Its Meat And Cooks It Then Eats it-
-2 Minutes Later-
-getting chased by an army of pachy’s-
Me : IM SORRY I ATE YOUR BROTHA JUST LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE!!
Me : Nope
-grab’s compound Bow And Shoot’s It Then Harvests Its Meat And Cooks It Then Eats it-
-2 Minutes Later-
-getting chased by an army of pachy’s-
Me : IM SORRY I ATE YOUR BROTHA JUST LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE!!
Someone said that it destroyed the auction house Jurassic World fallen kingdom
Well I would like to be that guy and say that was a stygimoloch so yeah get your facts straight before you start pissing people off
Well I would like to be that guy and say that was a stygimoloch so yeah get your facts straight before you start pissing people off
I was taming an army and I thought I saw the boogie man but it was my old friend peachy I shot BOOM I am outa here
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!
If only the pachy’s were bigger and DIDN’T KILL EVERYTHING YOU TRY TO TAME
A pachy charging says SEYMOUR NEGRE!!!!!!
Then the pachy knocks you out
Then the pachy knocks you out
I went to one of the mountains on the island to get obsidian and metal. I became overencumbered and found a pachy to act as a pack mule. I tamed him up but on the way down, agroed 2 kentros. I killed the one who spiked me but was one shot to slow to save the pachy. It then took 15 minutes of overencumbered walking to get to the beach where I found another one to be s pack mule. After protecting it from troodons and an argentavius while taming, I brought him back to my raft and unloaded the metal and obsidian into a storage box. Then on my way back to base, a sarco jumped on the raft and yanked him into the ocean with 2 piranhas and a meg, killing him almost instantly. Moral of the story is don't waste time taking things cause they'll die eventually and just fight the BLTs with your fists.
Pachy: *Le charge*
Me: Ticc a- skull
Pachy: ;[
Me: Ticc a- skull
Pachy: ;[
Good just Good very good fo low level tamers