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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pachy? Funny pachy jokes submitted by ARK players.
I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.
Me:hits a pachy
Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!
Me:hops on my trike
My trike:CHARGEEE!!!
Their heads:BONK
Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!
Me:hops on my trike
My trike:CHARGEEE!!!
Their heads:BONK
Fun fact: a hit from a pachy is equivalent to getting hit by mr sandmanβs dreamland express.
ME: SEEING A SPINO LVL150
THE SPINO: BREAKFIRST
A LVL 150 PATCHY : STANDING NEAR AND GETTING HIT
SPINO AND ME: I AM FAST AS FU**
THE SPINO: BREAKFIRST
A LVL 150 PATCHY : STANDING NEAR AND GETTING HIT
SPINO AND ME: I AM FAST AS FU**
Me and my pachy were on my raft sarco came said hi and me to my pachy he knocked it off into 5 megaladons then my pachy killed the sarco 3 megaladons and then the last 2 killed him
Lol
Lol
Hey, it hops,
Hey, itβs red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, itβs dead
Hey, itβs red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, itβs dead
You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave
I just push other people from cliff while riding a pachay and yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Simple tactic comrades
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.
Me: harvsting dodo
Me:hits pchy on accident
Pachy:ITS TIME TO RAM UR TWO INCH BALLS
ME:*STARTS RUNNING*
PACHY:Y ARE U RUNNING BOI RREEEE
ME: GETS BUM SLAPED HARD AS HELL
Me:hits pchy on accident
Pachy:ITS TIME TO RAM UR TWO INCH BALLS
ME:*STARTS RUNNING*
PACHY:Y ARE U RUNNING BOI RREEEE
ME: GETS BUM SLAPED HARD AS HELL
Me: sees level 27 pachy dying to dilophosaur
My dilophosaur: so you have chosen death
My dilophosaur: so you have chosen death
This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
Was on raptor running across the beach when I saw a egg thought the egg was a pachyrino and I knew I could take pachyrinos on so I grabbed hopped on my raptor and waited about 5 seconds later 6 pachys charged me,my raptor was knocked out and the pachys focused on it so I ran until I ran out of stamina only to look back and I see 2 pachys charging at me,rip me and my raptor(rest In pachys)
CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
I die by one I tame one of them
One time I had my pachy... Let's just say , bronto :stomp stomp pachy: dies
# pray for torment
I tried to knock a parasur out with this. The peachy FELL ASLEEP!
Pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy knock out with a pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy wait that's not right you dont knock out with a pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy that's just weird how could it be possible?ooooh pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy!
Updoot plz it hurt my fingers to type dis.i hope you enjoy ur day^*^
Updoot plz it hurt my fingers to type dis.i hope you enjoy ur day^*^
I had full hide armor on and I went to go kill a level 3 pachy that had 175 HP, and I used a crossbow, I got one shot on it then it made me pass out. I felt embarrassed