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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pachy? Funny pachy jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 342 · Answer 1 · 2017-11-20T14:30:31+00:00

I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.

score 209 · Answer 2 · 2017-08-21T23:46:06+00:00

You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave

score 73 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-01T21:53:23+00:00

Me:hits a pachy

Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!

Me:hops on my trike

My trike:CHARGEEE!!!

Their heads:BONK

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-28T19:53:57+00:00

Mine is annoying and killed me during knockout

score 37 · Answer 5 · 2020-09-03T12:21:24+00:00

Simple tactic comrades

1. Throw Bola

2. Hit with club

3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.

score 41 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-04T20:52:18+00:00

Hey, it hops,

Hey, it’s red,

Hey, a T-Rex

Hey, it’s dead

score 94 · Answer 7 · 2018-08-02T18:19:05+00:00

This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

score 116 · Answer 8 · 2017-08-23T07:01:52+00:00

CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

score 28 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-19T12:16:19+00:00

I just push other people from cliff while riding a pachay and yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!

score 84 · Answer 10 · 2018-06-29T02:33:38+00:00

Was on raptor running across the beach when I saw a egg thought the egg was a pachyrino and I knew I could take pachyrinos on so I grabbed hopped on my raptor and waited about 5 seconds later 6 pachys charged me,my raptor was knocked out and the pachys focused on it so I ran until I ran out of stamina only to look back and I see 2 pachys charging at me,rip me and my raptor(rest In pachys)

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-09T05:30:16+00:00

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge

score 79 · Answer 12 · 2017-11-01T21:05:30+00:00

I tried to knock a parasur out with this. The peachy FELL ASLEEP!

score 26 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-29T15:41:55+00:00

Me: sees level 27 pachy dying to dilophosaur

My dilophosaur: so you have chosen death

score 76 · Answer 14 · 2017-08-02T04:19:33+00:00

Prepare yourself! Da dadada dada! CHARGE! LETS GO BOIS!

score 31 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-02T07:41:19+00:00

Pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy knock out with a pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy wait that's not right you dont knock out with a pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy that's just weird how could it be possible?ooooh pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy!

Updoot plz it hurt my fingers to type dis.i hope you enjoy ur day^*^

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-31T14:31:24+00:00

PACHY THOSE WERE GOOD DAYS

Not so good...

score 54 · Answer 17 · 2018-03-16T08:49:29+00:00

You just have to buy fhe new 69GB RAM.

score 22 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-19T21:56:51+00:00

One time I had my pachy... Let's just say , bronto :stomp stomp pachy: dies

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-14T05:37:47+00:00

I punched a pachy level 90 it rammed me then it ran away then came back then ran then came back I tame it I kill a thary (idk how to spell it) with the pachy and IT GETS KILLED BY A FREAKING DILO LEVEL 5 WTF!!?!?!

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-14T05:37:47+00:00

I punched a pachy level 90 it rammed me then it ran away then came back then ran then came back I tame it I kill a thary (idk how to spell it) with the pachy and IT GETS KILLED BY A FREAKING DILO LEVEL 5 WTF!!?!?!