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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pachy? Funny pachy jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 7 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-03T12:21:24+00:00

Simple tactic comrades
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.

score 291 · Answer 2 · 2017-11-20T14:30:31+00:00

I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.

score 36 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-01T21:53:23+00:00

Me:hits a pachy
Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!
Me:hops on my trike
My trike:CHARGEEE!!!
Their heads:BONK

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-19T12:16:19+00:00

I just push other people from cliff while riding a pachay and yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!

score 15 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-04T20:52:18+00:00

Hey, it hops,
Hey, it’s red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, it’s dead

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-09-23T15:37:33+00:00

Okay, so I go out with like ten tranq arrows to tame this thing. Along the way, a Baryonyx attacks me. I bola it and shoot all my arrows at it. Baryonyx is dead. I remember I was trying to tame a pachy

score 19 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-29T15:41:55+00:00

Me: sees level 27 pachy dying to dilophosaur
My dilophosaur: so you have chosen death

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-28T06:46:27+00:00

I was on my proctopyodon when i heard sgomping and im like OMG Its A REX RUNNnN then i turn to see a patchy like... Dang...real heart attack...

score 175 · Answer 9 · 2017-08-21T23:46:06+00:00

You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave

score 9 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-04T23:04:15+00:00

# pray for torment

score 18 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-19T21:56:51+00:00

One time I had my pachy... Let's just say , bronto :stomp stomp pachy: dies

score 11 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-02T18:19:12+00:00

I had full hide armor on and I went to go kill a level 3 pachy that had 175 HP, and I used a crossbow, I got one shot on it then it made me pass out. I felt embarrassed

score 82 · Answer 13 · 2018-08-02T18:19:05+00:00

This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

score 77 · Answer 14 · 2018-06-29T02:33:38+00:00

Was on raptor running across the beach when I saw a egg thought the egg was a pachyrino and I knew I could take pachyrinos on so I grabbed hopped on my raptor and waited about 5 seconds later 6 pachys charged me,my raptor was knocked out and the pachys focused on it so I ran until I ran out of stamina only to look back and I see 2 pachys charging at me,rip me and my raptor(rest In pachys)

score 106 · Answer 15 · 2017-08-23T07:01:52+00:00

CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

score 23 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-02T07:41:19+00:00

Pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy knock out with a pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy wait that's not right you dont knock out with a pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy that's just weird how could it be possible?ooooh pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy!

Updoot plz it hurt my fingers to type dis.i hope you enjoy ur day^*^

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-12T04:01:21+00:00

I no joke sat there with my friends screaming patchy for like 2 hours

score 75 · Answer 18 · 2017-11-01T21:05:30+00:00

I tried to knock a parasur out with this. The peachy FELL ASLEEP!

score 72 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-02T04:19:33+00:00

Prepare yourself! Da dadada dada! CHARGE! LETS GO BOIS!

score 52 · Answer 20 · 2018-03-16T08:49:29+00:00

You just have to buy fhe new 69GB RAM.