One time I had my pachy... Let's just say , bronto :stomp stomp pachy: dies

Me:hits a pachy
Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!
Me:hops on my trike
My trike:CHARGEEE!!!
Their heads:BONK

I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.

You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave

This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

Was on raptor running across the beach when I saw a egg thought the egg was a pachyrino and I knew I could take pachyrinos on so I grabbed hopped on my raptor and waited about 5 seconds later 6 pachys charged me,my raptor was knocked out and the pachys focused on it so I ran until I ran out of stamina only to look back and I see 2 pachys charging at me,rip me and my raptor(rest In pachys)

Pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy knock out with a pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy wait that's not right you dont knock out with a pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy that's just weird how could it be possible?ooooh pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy pachy!


Updoot plz it hurt my fingers to type dis.i hope you enjoy ur day^*^

CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

I tried to knock a parasur out with this. The peachy FELL ASLEEP!

Prepare yourself! Da dadada dada! CHARGE! LETS GO BOIS!

You just have to buy fhe new 69GB RAM.

Thick-skilled nite nite lizard.

Sees A Pachy-
Me : Nope
-grab’s compound Bow And Shoot’s It Then Harvests Its Meat And Cooks It Then Eats it-
-2 Minutes Later-
-getting chased by an army of pachy’s-
Me : IM SORRY I ATE YOUR BROTHA JUST LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE!!

Someone said that it destroyed the auction house Jurassic World fallen kingdom

Well I would like to be that guy and say that was a stygimoloch so yeah get your facts straight before you start pissing people off

I was taming an army and I thought I saw the boogie man but it was my old friend peachy I shot BOOM I am outa here

Real men knock this out with a Pachy













Wait

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!

If only the pachy’s were bigger and DIDN’T KILL EVERYTHING YOU TRY TO TAME

I went to one of the mountains on the island to get obsidian and metal. I became overencumbered and found a pachy to act as a pack mule. I tamed him up but on the way down, agroed 2 kentros. I killed the one who spiked me but was one shot to slow to save the pachy. It then took 15 minutes of overencumbered walking to get to the beach where I found another one to be s pack mule. After protecting it from troodons and an argentavius while taming, I brought him back to my raft and unloaded the metal and obsidian into a storage box. Then on my way back to base, a sarco jumped on the raft and yanked him into the ocean with 2 piranhas and a meg, killing him almost instantly. Moral of the story is don't waste time taking things cause they'll die eventually and just fight the BLTs with your fists.

A pachy charging says SEYMOUR NEGRE!!!!!!

Then the pachy knocks you out