I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.

Me:hits a pachy
Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!
Me:hops on my trike
My trike:CHARGEEE!!!
Their heads:BONK

You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave

Hey, it hops,
Hey, it’s red,
Hey, a T-Rex
Hey, it’s dead

Fun fact: a hit from a pachy is equivalent to getting hit by mr sandman’s dreamland express.

I just push other people from cliff while riding a pachay and yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Simple tactic comrades
1. Throw Bola
2. Hit with club
3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.

ME: SEEING A SPINO LVL150
THE SPINO: BREAKFIRST
A LVL 150 PATCHY : STANDING NEAR AND GETTING HIT
SPINO AND ME: I AM FAST AS FU**

Me and my pachy were on my raft sarco came said hi and me to my pachy he knocked it off into 5 megaladons then my pachy killed the sarco 3 megaladons and then the last 2 killed him

Lol

Me: sees level 27 pachy dying to dilophosaur
My dilophosaur: so you have chosen death