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Me: what a lovely day…

Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg

Me: well, idc, I have extras…

Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg

Me: I didn’t even want that.

Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg

Me: ok, maybe a little rage…

Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg

Me: almost over the line…

Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg

Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!

Rex: yes, sir?

Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!

Rex: sir yes sir.

Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor

Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!

Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?

Me: yes.

Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!

Bronto: YEAH!!!

Trike: KILL HIM!!!

Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates

Me (dead): seriously?

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