Ovi: hey I got you this egg

Me: cool what type is it

Ovi: Giga

Me: wh-what

Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH

All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.

Me: what a lovely day…

Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg

Me: well, idc, I have extras…

Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg

Me: I didn’t even want that.

Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg

Me: ok, maybe a little rage…

Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg

Me: almost over the line…

Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg

Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!

Rex: yes, sir?

Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!

Rex: sir yes sir.

Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor

Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!

Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?

Me: yes.

Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!

Bronto: YEAH!!!

Trike: KILL HIM!!!

Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates

Me (dead): seriously?

This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back

Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...

Trike when ovi takes egg: oh you stole my egg agag Trike when I take egg: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!

I hope I’m not the only one who tried to tame one of these with berries

Me: hello, ovi.

Ovi: hi.

Me: I see you have an egg. What type?

Ovi: baryonyx.

Me: thanks! I’ve always wanted one!

Level 845 baryonyx: GIMME BACK MY EGG!!!!

Game: your oviraptor Charlie was killed by lvl 845 baryonyx

Game: you were killed by lvl 845 baryonyx

Me: hello, ovi.

Ovi: hi.

Me: I see you have an egg. What type?

Ovi: baryonyx.

Me: thanks! I’ve always wanted one!

Level 845 baryonyx: GIMME BACK MY EGG!!!!

Game: your oviraptor Charlie was killed by lvl 845 baryonyx

Game: you were killed by lvl 845 baryonyx