Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
Me: what a lovely day…
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extras…
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didn’t even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rage…
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the line…
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?
This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back
Me: tamed an oviraptor
Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs
Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...
Trike when ovi takes egg: oh you stole my egg agag Trike when I take egg: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!
Me: hello, ovi.
Me: I see you have an egg. What type?
Me: thanks! I’ve always wanted one!
Level 845 baryonyx: GIMME BACK MY EGG!!!!
Game: your oviraptor Charlie was killed by lvl 845 baryonyx
Game: you were killed by lvl 845 baryonyx
I hope I’m not the only one who tried to tame one of these with berries