I'm sorry for Not being at your party
Me: Hey I need kibble can you get me a egg doesn’t matter what type.
Ovi: Yea sure
Ovi’s head: Imma het a big one to impress em!
* 5 mins later *
Ovi: I’m back!!
Me: OoOoOoOhHhHhH what egg is that?
Giga: GIMME ME EGG!! THEIF SCUM!!!
Ovi: Hey Giga your theirs right there!
Me ohh f***
WILL attack if you take their egg!!!Like if this helped!!
Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
Me: OK time to steal some wyvern eggs
Ovi: time to take eggs
Wyvern: GIVE MY EGG BACK
Ovi: here's the guy that stole it
Hippity hoppity your egg is now of my property
He even dare to take a giganotosaurus
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
Me: what a lovely day…
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extras…
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didn’t even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rage…
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the line…
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?
Me: tamed an oviraptor
Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs
Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...