Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Over raptor song I was having a good day at the time but then this time…
Over raptor song
I was having a good day at the time but then this time came around and then I was so happy. I was so happy that I decided to tame him and I took three giga eggs and then he ate them. He was happy but then I found out that he turned his back on me, turned his back on me, and he stole 452 giga eggs for my base eggs from my base And I wasn’t happy happy not happy. No no and he ruined this song. Cuz he and I hate each other. Mike drop. Ckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!
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Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
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Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Me: yes.
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Bronto: YEAH!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?