Is it just me or does the egg it’s holding in the picture not exist in ark?
Me: hi what eggs you got
Ovi: a giga
Me: oh thanks *accidentally drops it*
Me: dam you
Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
Me: what a lovely day…
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extras…
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didn’t even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rage…
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the line…
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?
Me: tamed an oviraptor
Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs
This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back
Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...
Me: oh hello ovi buddy what ya got
Ovi: I have a ovi egg
Me: oh you own a you boring
I hope I’m not the only one who tried to tame one of these with berries
Trike when ovi takes egg: oh you stole my egg agag Trike when I take egg: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!