Yo thanks for the egg I yonked 😉😉

You see an ovi it says hello there

You:hi

It:got any eggs

Look in inventory level 180 wyvern egg

Also you:no

Ovi let me check

Ovi says yonk

Me: oh hello ovi buddy what ya got

Ovi: I have a ovi egg

Me: oh you own a you boring

Ovi: hey I got you this egg

Me: cool what type is it

Ovi: Giga

Me: wh-what

Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH

Wait so a pt can carry this thing but a tape can’t

Getting 10 Rexes and a oviraptor running

Me when I use the candy in ark oviraptor:oooooooo I like those eggs u got there sir me:what the Fu**

All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.

Me: what a lovely day…

Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg

Me: well, idc, I have extras…

Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg

Me: I didn’t even want that.

Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg

Me: ok, maybe a little rage…

Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg

Me: almost over the line…

Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg

Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!

Rex: yes, sir?

Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!

Rex: sir yes sir.

Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor

Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!

Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?

Me: yes.

Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!

Bronto: YEAH!!!

Trike: KILL HIM!!!

Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates

Me (dead): seriously?