Me when I use the candy in ark oviraptor:oooooooo I like those eggs u got there sir me:what the Fu**
Yo thanks for the egg I yonked 😉😉
You see an ovi it says hello there
It:got any eggs
Look in inventory level 180 wyvern egg
Ovi let me check
Ovi says yonk
Me: oh hello ovi buddy what ya got
Ovi: I have a ovi egg
Me: oh you own a you boring
Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
Wait so a pt can carry this thing but a tape can’t
Getting 10 Rexes and a oviraptor running
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
This thing can pick up wyvern eggs twice it’s size...
Ark has gone a long way from punching dodos
Me: what a lovely day…
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extras…
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didn’t even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rage…
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the line…
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?