Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Was about to tame a megalosaurus, got my best longneck rifle, bug repellent, enduro stew, dire bear, healing equipment and armor
B U T
I recently tamed a female oviraptor that hadn't laid any eggs yet so I just put all my stuff in the preserving bin. Guess I'll wait another 90 days for the eggs
More Oviraptor Funny Tips
I got MOONWLKED on by one of these fu****s. HE MOONWLKED IN MIDAIR
Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Ovi: Giga
Me: wh-what
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
Had one bamed oliver. Was my first island tame. He died to a giga. He was lvl 237 when he died. Up for oliver= 1 RIP π₯Ίπ«‘
Me: tamed an oviraptor
Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs
Me: uhhh
Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...
I hope Iβm not the only one who tried to tame one of these with berries
This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back
When I see one after just starting a world I have a mini heart attack thinking it's a Dilo.? Their scream doesn't help either.
Me: what a lovely dayβ¦
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extrasβ¦
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didnβt even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rageβ¦
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the lineβ¦
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isnβt it lvl 10000?
Me: yes.
Raptor: HEβS SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Bronto: YEAH!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?