Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When im playin a mod
AN OVIRAPTOR STEAL MY FERTILIZED GIGAN EGG ALMOST HATCHED
More Oviraptor Funny Tips
Me : (tames a parasaur and checks what gender it is)oh itโs a female!!! Iโm going to find a male to breed my parasail!!!!
Me (taming a male parasaur):ahh!!after hours of search!!!I found a male!!!
(Parasaur lays fertilized egg)
Me:(putting the egg near campfire to incubate egg)
Ovi:hey man!!!
Me: oh hey there unknown dinosaur!!!never seen you before!!!
Ovi:my names oviraptor!!!
Me:oh ok nice to me eat you!!!im going to harvest some berries!!!
Ovi:oh!!!nice hobby there!!taming herbivores huh?cool!!
Me:ok bye letโs meet again someday(gone berry harvesting)
Ovi: hahahahaa!!I canโt believe I fooled a human like that!!!!time to steal his egg!!!!
Me:(comes back)oh that motherf@&โนโ&โนโs gonna pay!!!!
Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Ovi: Giga
Me: wh-what
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
Had one bamed oliver. Was my first island tame. He died to a giga. He was lvl 237 when he died. Up for oliver= 1 RIP ๐ฅบ๐ซก
Me: tamed an oviraptor
Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs
Me: uhhh
Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...
Me: what a lovely dayโฆ
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extrasโฆ
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didnโt even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rageโฆ
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the lineโฆ
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isnโt it lvl 10000?
Me: yes.
Raptor: HEโS SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Bronto: YEAH!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?
Me and the oviraptor are the same
Steal eggs get chased by the dinos
Escape eat eggs
EGG ADDICTION!!!!
This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back
I hope Iโm not the only one who tried to tame one of these with berries