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Me: Hi.

Oviraptor: Hey.

Me: Are you the one who's been stealing my shit?

Oviraptor: That's shit?

Me: Did you think they were eggs?????

Oviraptor: (Fuck this shit, I'm out!)

He runs.

Me: THAT SON OF A BITCH! HE TOOK MY SHIT!

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