Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Me: Hi.
Oviraptor: Hey.
Me: Are you the one who's been stealing my shit?
Oviraptor: That's shit?
Me: Did you think they were eggs?????
Oviraptor: (Fuck this shit, I'm out!)
He runs.
Me: THAT SON OF A BITCH! HE TOOK MY SHIT!
More Oviraptor Funny Tips
Had one bamed oliver. Was my first island tame. He died to a giga. He was lvl 237 when he died. Up for oliver= 1 RIP ๐ฅบ๐ซก
Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Ovi: Giga
Me: wh-what
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
Me: Hey I need kibble can you get me a egg doesnโt matter what type.
Ovi: Yea sure
Oviโs head: Imma het a big one to impress em!
* 5 mins later *
Ovi: Iโm back!!
Me: OoOoOoOhHhHhH what egg is that?
Ovi: Giga
Me wha-
Giga: GIMME ME EGG!! THEIF SCUM!!!
Ovi: Hey Giga your theirs right there!
Me ohh f***
Me: OK time to steal some wyvern eggs
Ovi: time to take eggs
Me: wtf
Ovi: takes
Wyvern: GIVE MY EGG BACK
Ovi: here's the guy that stole it
Me: BRUH
Hippity hoppity your egg is now of my property
WILL attack if you take their egg!!!Like if this helped!!
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
He even dare to take a giganotosaurus
Me: what a lovely dayโฆ
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extrasโฆ
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didnโt even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rageโฆ
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the lineโฆ
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isnโt it lvl 10000?
Me: yes.
Raptor: HEโS SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Bronto: YEAH!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?
Me: tamed an oviraptor
Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs
Me: uhhh