Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.
(This takes place following the recent time a pack of Raptors chased a herd of Moschops)
Random Moschops: Okay, it looks safe here people. I think we lost them.
Moschops in Background: Okay! Sounds good!
(All 5 others, 4 male 3 female, settle in and start collecting berries from the bushes and fiber to make nests for the eggs)
*random female Moschops lays an egg*
(A few hours later)
*Random new player starts a new game. A few minutes after that he finds the herd of Moschops*
New Player: Ooh, lizards! It’s just what I always wanted!
*picks up the egg, hoping to take it to his W.I.P hut and hatch it*
Random female Moschops: *sees player stealing egg* RUN! HE’S GONNA EAT US ALL!
*The entire herd runs away*
New Player: ...Wha-What the bloody Hell just happened?
Me and my friend decided to name any of these timmy because on my island world we had one and he was level 80. Recently we lost our moschops on our Valgero world because he accidentally hit a trike. RIP timmy 2 you got us all the berries and fiber we needed. Your death was your fault.