Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-17T14:47:32+00:00

This is just a dog that came to ark

score 1054 · Answer 2 · 2016-12-28T16:58:48+00:00

You're gonna need to carry a Walmart to tame these guys :D

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2023-11-17T19:03:17+00:00

"What's for supper? Lamb chops?"

"No."

"Pork chops?"

"No, MOSCHOPS!!!!!!!"

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-11-16T20:54:25+00:00

So I got a Moschops and he easily eats spinos and rexes.His name is cheese

score 322 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-21T00:23:59+00:00

Me Just starting "sees moschops"

Moschops:One Mejoberry please

Me:Yes Easy tame

Moschops:one fertilized wyvern egg please

Me: (-_-)

score 502 · Answer 6 · 2017-09-27T16:31:10+00:00

There's one food that can tame it instantly, at any level, at first try.

It's really rare, but it's worth it

It's called "admincheat forcetame"

score 217 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-20T01:01:18+00:00

It Thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It collecc

score 324 · Answer 8 · 2017-11-10T14:27:21+00:00

I was playing with a friend of mine and we were out getting resources.nice calm day not a carnivore in sight.out of the blue I get a message in the chat saying

Your tribemate-scout lv 65-was killed by moschops lv 45!

There was quite a long talk at the bar we built after.

score 23 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-16T21:50:19+00:00

How much moss can a moschops chop if a moschops must chop moss

score 103 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-30T16:23:43+00:00

Moschops: one mejoberry please

Me: alright then

Moschops: some cooked prime meat please

Me: what the- oh just take it

Moschops: giant bee honey please

Me: why are you- fine

Moschops: one Rex egg please

Me: what

Moschops: one rare flower please

Me: I give up

You killed a wild moschops lvl12

score 144 · Answer 11 · 2019-12-05T15:43:43+00:00

Me: I’ll go tame a moschops!

Moschops: one tinto berry please

Me: sure thing buddy

Moschops: one friken giga egg plz

Me: beggars can’t be choosers

Moschops: I’m not begging... (deceased)

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2023-08-31T05:32:57+00:00

Moschops Mobile: Give me whatever you have, but just dont ride me.

Moschops PC: GIVE ME THE BEST FOOD. GIVE ME THE F***ING FOOD! I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT HAVE IT. JUST GIVE ME RIGHT NOW!

score 197 · Answer 13 · 2018-01-02T00:30:41+00:00

It tryed killing a dodo and lost

score 42 · Answer 14 · 2022-06-17T09:05:34+00:00

My lvl 180 moschops ran away from a dodo and lost the fight.

score 158 · Answer 15 · 2017-09-23T16:03:56+00:00

This dinosaur confuses me! It eats meat but runs away, it runs away but when he is about to die attacks?! I don't get it!

score 84 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-16T08:51:02+00:00

When you take lystro egg its attack you but you took moschops egg it runs away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2023-08-25T13:39:08+00:00

I just tame this little guy in my hunt, running away from raptors I lost him. He was lost like for three days and I thought he was dead. Then now looking for raptors to tame I saw two Moschops running away from a raptor and when I took it down IT WAS MY GODDEAMM MOSCHOPS THAT WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE SAME RAPTOR ALL THE TIME XDDD

score 39 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-29T01:55:35+00:00

Moschops are being killed by dills every day

1 ⏫= 1 moschops saved from dilos

score 55 · Answer 19 · 2021-05-04T20:15:25+00:00

I leveled it up to level 84 and killed a spinosaurs in like 6 hits 😂😂😂

score 121 · Answer 20 · 2017-12-07T02:28:00+00:00

Once a guy on my server was fighting an alpha Rex and then one of these ran in and stole the kill