Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

(This takes place following the recent time a pack of Raptors chased a herd of Moschops)
Random Moschops: Okay, it looks safe here people. I think we lost them.
Moschops in Background: Okay! Sounds good!
(All 5 others, 4 male 3 female, settle in and start collecting berries from the bushes and fiber to make nests for the eggs)
*random female Moschops lays an egg*
(A few hours later)
*Random new player starts a new game. A few minutes after that he finds the herd of Moschops*
New Player: Ooh, lizards! It’s just what I always wanted!
*picks up the egg, hoping to take it to his W.I.P hut and hatch it*
Random female Moschops: *sees player stealing egg* RUN! HE’S GONNA EAT US ALL!
*The entire herd runs away*
New Player: ...Wha-What the bloody Hell just happened?
More Moschops Funny Tips
Moschops: one mejoberry please
Me: alright then
Moschops: some cooked prime meat please
Me: what the- oh just take it
Moschops: giant bee honey please
Me: why are you- fine
Moschops: one Rex egg please
Me: what
Moschops: one rare flower please
Me: I give up
You killed a wild moschops lvl12