I absolutely love this thing... It’s little waddle and its adorable little dance when it levels up. I had an amazing one Called Shadow, she was a black one with a green stripe. I was taming a Parasaur (back in the day) and I accidentally punched a Anklysaurus, the Ankly got its friend so I leave dit, gasping as I realised Shadow hadn’t followed me. I saw Shadow, standing over two dead Anklys....She met her demise 5 hours later as she was laying an egg, a Rex came out of nowhere and killed her...

Once upon a Time me and my pets(four dodos,one parasaur, a dilyphosaur,and my moschops)were attacked by a vicious trike NONE of us except my moschops molly survived THE END

POV: trying to tame moschops

Moschops:One wild lystro egg 😏

Me: Uhh ok

Moschops:YOU MONSTER WHY WOULD YOU GET A LYSTRO EGG

Me: Bro just gaslighted me

This thing eats everything it the game no wonder why it looks chungy.

Good troodon bait. It only takes 5 100+ level moschops for any almost troodon. Imprint bonus counts too

Mochops: one mejoberry please

Me: ok buddy

Mochops: one fertilaized triceratops egg please

Me: Um ok

Mochops: one sweet vegetable cake please

Me: i think this is going too far...

Mochops: your kidney please

You killed a mochops level 38

Me trying to find a moschops: hmmm I wonder where it could be?

Random Griffon named raymondusm: I’m boutta end the man’s whole career

Me: Huh? What’s that? A GRIFFEN? I FORGOT THESE THINGS SPAWN IN MOBILE! AAAA (dies 2 times )

Griffen: im so pro

So i was going to the red obelisk to tribute the artifact of the hunter FOR SOME GOOD JUICY SOOTHING BALMS but me and scuttles my pulmonoscorpios we decide to KO a moschops but it said put food in inventory to tame then i put tintoberries in its inventory AND IT WORKER

An equivalent innocent citizens of in action movies when a villain attacks they run away. They don’t know how to fight.

I have one as a pet I have tamed so many but I lost them I have one rn they don’t attack when something else is attacking u but they take up a lot of space in ur house

Best doggo on ARK!!! Awww. :’ Also best gatherer personally.

Moschops: eats all the food. Me: WHAT HAPPENED! Moschops: a T.rex attacked me and ate the food

Just like my girlfriend, they ditch you as soon as things get real. ☹️

Wool owl

this guy is actually HILARIOUS when you level them up 😂 it’s the best

They murdered my level 2099 giga

me: *shoots moschops with arrow into posterior*

moschops: i gotta get outta here

moschops again: *running at sanic speeds*

Once I went outside with my moschops and I saw a big dinosaur, and then, another one of the dino killed me in 1 hit, and my moschops didnt help. Good thing I was in a tribe.

I was trying to tame one and I hit it and then it ran away and then I hit it back again and it died

I have one named tomato bean and he can one shot a rex

If I’m on him. But when he is alone he runs from a dilo like a chicken from a fox and that got me killed.

But I still love him long live tomato bean the rex killer

Me:Get em dodo

Dodo:fights

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Me:get em moschops

Moschops:Runs away