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How much moss can a moschops chop if a moschops could chop moss (chop chop)

He protecc... he attacc... oh wait no he won’t.

Lystrosaurus: You picked the wrong egg, fool!

Moschops: aaaa I’m gonna die if I don’t get out of here

When I was a noob, I had a Moschops named Plump. He was my first tame, but the poor thing got lost very often. I tried to look for him.

He was in the middle of the f*cking ocean. The poor thing. I really didn’t know how, until I realized I jumped of a huge cliff. So, I used the whistle for an eternity until I found him.

I lead him to land, and I found a nice Pteranodon egg. Of course, I didn’t know that animals got angry when you take eggs.

Poor Plump died then, and he never got to see my camp.

To this day, I still think it was because Plump was obese or something. That’s why I named him Plump.

You take egg?

You must be murderer!

You are going to kill me!

I thought I can trust hooman!

You are going to eat egg,

Then smash its shell when you are done!

Everyone, run from evil egg-stealing hooman!

(Runs in panic, panting with each sprint)

(The human watches in utter confusion)

On mobile I was exploring with my raft and I decide to tame one. Then I get the “you have entered a dangerous area” thing and a sarco takes my newly tamed mossy and eats it. Moral of the story: they make excellent distractions

I tamed one once. I named him bob. Bob then fell off my raft and got eaten.

:(

I enabled it on wandering to collect fiber but he went for a swim and died because of a megapiranha🤦‍♂️

I just tamed one in hope to have a early escape mount so I don't have to worry about my speed before my health and you cannot ride them in ark mobile. Just a tip, learn how to make bolas and get a phiomia instead.

Moschops Mobile: Give me whatever you have, but just dont ride me.

Moschops PC: GIVE ME THE BEST FOOD. GIVE ME THE F***ING FOOD! I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT HAVE IT. JUST GIVE ME RIGHT NOW!

I just tame this little guy in my hunt, running away from raptors I lost him. He was lost like for three days and I thought he was dead. Then now looking for raptors to tame I saw two Moschops running away from a raptor and when I took it down IT WAS MY GODDEAMM MOSCHOPS THAT WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE SAME RAPTOR ALL THE TIME XDDD

Never fight raptor while riding on a moschops, just don't

The first dino I tamed was a Moschops and I na!Ed him Mochy and one day I was going across a river a sting Ray thingys came out of no where and killed him. R.I.P Mochy.:(

I do not know how to ride it aaaaaaaaa

You must be lookin be looking for the megalania. You are on the wrong lizard

One night I swam back to my house with my Ichthy, for some reason expecting my moschops to follow us along the bay. Five minutes later I saw it swimming back home through megalodon infested waters.

Fat boy fat boy what you going do!

Never take their egg....cuz they be running like hell

Surprised it can fit through a doorway XD