Lystrosaurus: You picked the wrong egg, fool!

Moschops: aaaa I’m gonna die if I don’t get out of here

Fat boy fat boy what you going do!

If u whistle attack it runs away

I enabled it on wandering to collect fiber but he went for a swim and died because of a megapiranha🤦‍♂️

When I was a noob, I had a Moschops named Plump. He was my first tame, but the poor thing got lost very often. I tried to look for him.

He was in the middle of the f*cking ocean. The poor thing. I really didn’t know how, until I realized I jumped of a huge cliff. So, I used the whistle for an eternity until I found him.

I lead him to land, and I found a nice Pteranodon egg. Of course, I didn’t know that animals got angry when you take eggs.

Poor Plump died then, and he never got to see my camp.

To this day, I still think it was because Plump was obese or something. That’s why I named him Plump.

Might as well tame a dodo, cause these run away. In a battle a dodo would win. Thats how weak they are :/

I’m going back to work but I’m to fat

He protecc... he attacc... oh wait no he won’t.

I tamed one once. I named him bob. Bob then fell off my raft and got eaten.

:(

Anybody tried Plant Species Z Fruit on somebody or something?

~ CPG

(Spoiler, it’s an organic flashbang)

On mobile I was exploring with my raft and I decide to tame one. Then I get the “you have entered a dangerous area” thing and a sarco takes my newly tamed mossy and eats it. Moral of the story: they make excellent distractions

You take egg?

You must be murderer!

You are going to kill me!

I thought I can trust hooman!

You are going to eat egg,

Then smash its shell when you are done!

Everyone, run from evil egg-stealing hooman!

(Runs in panic, panting with each sprint)

(The human watches in utter confusion)

real men one-hit everything with this

I do not know how to ride it aaaaaaaaa

I just tamed one in hope to have a early escape mount so I don't have to worry about my speed before my health and you cannot ride them in ark mobile. Just a tip, learn how to make bolas and get a phiomia instead.

This is just a dog that came to ark

Never fight raptor while riding on a moschops, just don't

The first dino I tamed was a Moschops and I na!Ed him Mochy and one day I was going across a river a sting Ray thingys came out of no where and killed him. R.I.P Mochy.:(

One night I swam back to my house with my Ichthy, for some reason expecting my moschops to follow us along the bay. Five minutes later I saw it swimming back home through megalodon infested waters.

You must be lookin be looking for the megalania. You are on the wrong lizard