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Moschops
The Moschops is a omnivorous therapsid best known for its love for food. Survivors can train it to favour specific types of food — whether it be Prime Meat or Rare Flowers — and it will become more effective at gathering it. The Moschops is a very cowardly creature and will flee from any sight of danger.
Jokes and funny moments about the Moschops from ARK players.
He protecc... he attacc... oh wait no he won’t.
Me finds a Moschops
Moschops one berry pls
Me ok
Moschops on fertilized griffin egg pls
Me HELL NO
You killed a lvl 15 moschops
When I was a noob, I had a Moschops named Plump. He was my first tame, but the poor thing got lost very often. I tried to look for him.
He was in the middle of the f*cking ocean. The poor thing. I really didn’t know how, until I realized I jumped of a huge cliff. So, I…
When I was a noob, I had a Moschops named Plump. He was my first tame, but the poor thing got lost very often. I tried to look for him.
He was in the middle of the f*cking ocean. The poor thing. I really didn’t know how, until I realized I jumped of a huge cliff. So, I used the whistle for an eternity until I found him.
I lead him to land, and I found a nice Pteranodon egg. Of course, I didn’t know that animals got angry when you take eggs.
Poor Plump died then, and he never got to see my camp.
To this day, I still think it was because Plump was obese or something. That’s why I named him Plump.
Dilo: Meat... Just some meat pls
Parasaur: Just some Berries for me
Moschops: Uhh, I want that...
Me with a berry: Ok!
Moschops: I'm not finished! I want that, and that, and a golden egg! and shrooms from zelda and chug jugs... Oh! And everything in your inventory, :)
So I got a Moschops and he easily eats spinos and rexes.His name is cheese
On mobile I was exploring with my raft and I decide to tame one. Then I get the “you have entered a dangerous area” thing and a sarco takes my newly tamed mossy and eats it. Moral of the story: they make excellent distractions
I trapped it in a thatch box and hit it with my stone hatchet it was a 450 bc I’m playing brutal mobile. Suddenly it turned around and I saw the respawn screen
Moschops Mobile: Give me whatever you have, but just dont ride me.
Moschops PC: GIVE ME THE BEST FOOD. GIVE ME THE F***ING FOOD! I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT HAVE IT. JUST GIVE ME RIGHT NOW!
You take egg?
You must be murderer!
You are going to kill me!
I thought I can trust hooman!
You are going to eat egg,
Then smash its shell when you are done!
Everyone, run from evil egg-stealing hooman!
(Runs in panic, panting with each sprint)
(The human watches in…
You take egg?
You must be murderer!
You are going to kill me!
I thought I can trust hooman!
You are going to eat egg,
Then smash its shell when you are done!
Everyone, run from evil egg-stealing hooman!
(Runs in panic, panting with each sprint)
(The human watches in utter confusion)
I tamed one once. I named him bob. Bob then fell off my raft and got eaten.
:(
Honestly what the heck with this dude, I once killed a REX on this thing a full, blown, REX. This guy won't even fight compys. These tiny buff dudes need to stop @#$%ing their pants at the sight of bugs and learn to man up.
- Ark Roasts
I enabled it on wandering to collect fiber but he went for a swim and died because of a megapiranha🤦♂️
I just tamed one in hope to have a early escape mount so I don't have to worry about my speed before my health and you cannot ride them in ark mobile. Just a tip, learn how to make bolas and get a phiomia instead.
Never fight raptor while riding on a moschops, just don't
The first dino I tamed was a Moschops and I na!Ed him Mochy and one day I was going across a river a sting Ray thingys came out of no where and killed him. R.I.P Mochy.:(
This thing looks like my dog, i don't know why, it runs, looks, and has stubby legs like a dog but it's a lizard.. DIZARD... I'm bad at names :)
I just tame this little guy in my hunt, running away from raptors I lost him. He was lost like for three days and I thought he was dead. Then now looking for raptors to tame I saw two Moschops running away from a raptor and when I took it down IT WAS MY GODDEAMM MOSCHOPS THAT…
I just tame this little guy in my hunt, running away from raptors I lost him. He was lost like for three days and I thought he was dead. Then now looking for raptors to tame I saw two Moschops running away from a raptor and when I took it down IT WAS MY GODDEAMM MOSCHOPS THAT WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE SAME RAPTOR ALL THE TIME XDDD
You must be lookin be looking for the megalania. You are on the wrong lizard
One night I swam back to my house with my Ichthy, for some reason expecting my moschops to follow us along the bay. Five minutes later I saw it swimming back home through megalodon infested waters.