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When I was a noob, I had a Moschops named Plump. He was my first tame, but the poor thing got lost very often. I tried to look for him.

He was in the middle of the f*cking ocean. The poor thing. I really didn’t know how, until I realized I jumped of a huge cliff. So, I used the whistle for an eternity until I found him.

I lead him to land, and I found a nice Pteranodon egg. Of course, I didn’t know that animals got angry when you take eggs.

Poor Plump died then, and he never got to see my camp.

To this day, I still think it was because Plump was obese or something. That’s why I named him Plump.

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