What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.
Never take their egg....cuz they be running like hell
Surprised it can fit through a doorway XD
Fat boy fat boy what you going do!
Me: hey a moschops easy tame!
Moschops: I titanberry
Me: ok *gives*
Moschops: now a fertilized lighting wyvern egg please
Me: oh no come on! (-_-) ugh bye
You can ride into battle now with the best mount
Other platforms: YoU’d BeTtEr HaVe A fErTiLiZeD GiGa EgG iF yOu WaNnA TaMe A mOsChOpS
Mobile Players: Haha mejoberry go brrr
It has the head of Godzilla and the body of... a naked turtle.
This is literally a tank, I have one that once killed 5 raptord solo and still had enough to take down 2 microraptors and leave from the crime scene alive
You steal lystrosaurus egg: It attacks you
You steal Moschops egg: It runs away (Moschops is bigger than Lystro)
Confusion has joined the chat
Pokemon got to catch them all.
Roses are red
I have the power
Why does my moschops eat every hour
If u whistle attack it runs away
I’m going back to work but I’m to fat
moschops: give thy the divine berries my lord
me: alright
moschops: give thy the divine fertile giga egg my lord
mass murder ensued at that moment
Mosschops. Marjoberry please
Me. Ok
Mosschops. Mosschop meat please or a mosschop egg will be fine
Me. : l
On mobile I was preparing for a short trip but I knew I was going to die. I put everything in its inventory
I die my moshops is gone WHY.
I lost faith in mobile
This is a true story. My friend tamed these guys with a tiny bit of berries. Let me just say, my friend’s luck is amazing.
real men one-hit everything with this
Hey I’m as small as a lystrosaurus and I can kill a titanboa
Me: unclaimed moschops. Moschops: good bye father I will die of neglect in 14 minutes. Me: claims moschops again