Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
First time playing ark and I do what I normally do in a new game and that is testing my limits. I tested my newly crafted spears on weak small dinos and I see this guy standing on the beach in front of me. Feeling confident in myself I charged at the animal full force... and then it stuck it's middle finger at me and attacked. I was knocked out five times in a row and felt helpless. Within a split second upon waking up I sprinted into the water, got bitten by three Piranhas, chased by a shark and then finally on land I arrived home locking the door behind me.
Moral of the story Ark will punish you for being an a**hole.
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
So there's a pretty funny bug right now in ASA where they don't scale to match your character's size like other shoulder pets.
So right now I have the smallest character model possible with a microraptor that's bigger than my character on my shoulder.
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
I fell like these things are going to just hunt me down and pop out of the middle of nowhere. I adding something good and these things just kill me out of nowhere.
If Dwayne Johnson was a raptor, this would be Danny davito
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cenaโs theme song...
Roses are red violence are blue what do you know that itโs charging to you the roses have wilted and the violence are dying do you know you are off your mouth and dying
Well itโs unpassive
The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story