Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

To the person who asked am I annoying bastard? Yes, yes I am 👍

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

Me almost perfect taming a high level giga: oh yeah

Micro raptor: no ya don't bites a few times then runs away

A few days later when I see micro raptor: throws 5 cluster grenades at it then shoots the dead body with a rocket launcher just incase😉

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

Roses are red violets are blue you like to poison me, and I like to MURDER ALL OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...

Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cena’s theme song...

This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!