Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I hate this thing with every fiber of my being. I don't think it's possible to hate something more than I hate these infuriating little nuisances. My burning hatred is more intense than a thousand suns, and I wish every conceivable bad thing that could possibly happen to this thing, to happen to them. I hope that they forget to turn the brightness down on their dino phone screens and blind themselves in the middle of the night when they are just trying to check the time. I hope that every day they step on the SHARPEST lego piece available, then stub their pinky toe while they are trying to recover, and I hope that on top of all of that that they will never be able to find their left shoes. Only the left shoes.
I wish these things would go back to being extinct and this time I hope it hurts.
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
So there's a pretty funny bug right now in ASA where they don't scale to match your character's size like other shoulder pets.
So right now I have the smallest character model possible with a microraptor that's bigger than my character on my shoulder.
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
I fell like these things are going to just hunt me down and pop out of the middle of nowhere. I adding something good and these things just kill me out of nowhere.
If Dwayne Johnson was a raptor, this would be Danny davito
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cenaโs theme song...
Roses are red violence are blue what do you know that itโs charging to you the roses have wilted and the violence are dying do you know you are off your mouth and dying
Well itโs unpassive
The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story