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I hate this thing with every fiber of my being. I don't think it's possible to hate something more than I hate these infuriating little nuisances. My burning hatred is more intense than a thousand suns, and I wish every conceivable bad thing that could possibly happen to this thing, to happen to them. I hope that they forget to turn the brightness down on their dino phone screens and blind themselves in the middle of the night when they are just trying to check the time. I hope that every day they step on the SHARPEST lego piece available, then stub their pinky toe while they are trying to recover, and I hope that on top of all of that that they will never be able to find their left shoes. Only the left shoes.

I wish these things would go back to being extinct and this time I hope it hurts.

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