Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Yarg I’m a pirate and here be my pet monkey *monkey throws poop at the person I’m talking to* other guy:hey why did you throw poop pirate it’s nasty
Me: it was not me it’s my monkey he on aggressive sorry
Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey
Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him
Me:where free
Monkey:yep
Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey 🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭
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I once had one called scruffy, scruffy was a great pet, I put night_vision goggles on him and he looked so cute!!! Then one day I was just going around killing raptors and tickle chickens when I saw a Rex so as usual I got my shotgun and shot the Rex however I only had one shot and I thought i was done for but then Duh duh duh!!!! Scruffy started throwing crap at the Rex I then saw at the bottom of the screen your scruffy level 27 mesopitheicus killed a level 12 Rex 😆 🤣 😂 I then Renamed him scruffy the Rex slayer but sadly scruffy got cocky and thought he could kill all rexes may he forever rest in peace 1 👆=1 heart for scruffy -DARKSTAR
His name was Daniel.
Raptor attack.
Daniel the second.
Drowning.
Darwin the third.
Accidental ballistic trauma.
Darwin the fourth.
Fell through the map.
Darwin the fifth.
Lost, yet never found.
Jack.
Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.
Don't name your monkey Darwin.
One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??