Remember, don’t call Apes monkeys. They take great offense to it.
But most importantly
What my fridge sees at 2 am when I’m eating shredded cheese.
Tame with banana come from behind and don't make noise
You can turn your character like this when customizing. Make the body and everything short except for arms.
Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*
Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind
Me: no I don’t- wait
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
King Kong has arrived to kill your whole team
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.