Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I love too yeet.
The yeet so sweet.
Turn up the heat, and
Drop the beet.
Yeet
Yeet
Yeet
Oh yeeeet
Yeet
Yeet
Yeet
Oh yeeeet
I aint no yeti.
Cause i am ready.
To yeet some players.
Oh im so steady.
Yeet those players.
Chuck’em faaar
Yeet those player.
To the staaars
Yeet those players.
Chuck’em faaar
Cause i hit harder than a 2 ton car.
I love to yeet.
The yeet so sweet.
Turn up the heat, and
Drop the beat.
The Megapithecus song
— The Wyvern King
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Megapithicus’s origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!