What my fridge sees at 2 am when I’m eating shredded cheese.
Big monkey go boom boom
Yeti on steroids
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
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He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He choncc
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*
Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind
Me: no I don’t- wait
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
You can turn your character like this when customizing. Make the body and everything short except for arms.
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
