What my fridge sees at 2 am when I’m eating shredded cheese.
Big monkey go boom boom
Yeti on steroids
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
But most importantly
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*
Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind
Me: no I don’t- wait
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
You can turn your character like this when customizing. Make the body and everything short except for arms.