You uh got a little somethin on your shoulder buddy...
Megapithecus
A colossal ape-like boss, Megapithecus is a major progression challenge known for its immense strength and boulder-hurling attacks.
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Am a gorilla yehanhdjdjdffd. Ccxxxxx
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Curious George has had enough....
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
Ark making this Monke
Ark: we need a boss
Employee:maybe for the snow
Ark:like a bear
Employee: maybe like a yeti but big
Ark: hmm so you said a giant yeti that throws rock and has the ability to spawn 50000000 smol yetis
Employee: WAIT NO NO
Player: oh ark got an…
Ark making this Monke
Ark: we need a boss
Employee:maybe for the snow
Ark:like a bear
Employee: maybe like a yeti but big
Ark: hmm so you said a giant yeti that throws rock and has the ability to spawn 50000000 smol yetis
Employee: WAIT NO NO
Player: oh ark got an update let’s see what animal is here oh a bug monkey wait why is it holding a rock let me fly wait NO NO NO NO ,,, Timmy was killed Timmy has deleted ark
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
Megapithicus’s origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into…
Megapithicus’s origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
This killed me when I was in creative.
This is what happened to King Kong
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