Don't walk through the woods by Viking bay at night this thing kill my jerboa....

Don't sleep with them, they hate hoomans

I look in cave and all I sol is death

Tales of 2 tribemates talking near an Irradiated Megalosaurus level 15 without pets:

Me: Maybe we should jump at bottom of the cliff ? He's approaching ! (In the back of my mate)

Him : What ?

Me : *Jump and run*

Him: *Jump*

Megalosaurus : *Crunch my mate*

Him : HELP ME, HE'S EATING ME ! *Dead*

Me (In a safe spot) : Are you okay ?

Him : I had better days...

After this sequence, we learned 2 things :

1- Megalosaurus is very dangerous but must be powerful when tamed

2- You only can count on yourself :')

I thought it would become boring after time to shred several dinosaurs with the grab mechanic...damn, how wrong i was...still fun as hell

Rex Lvl: 10:„Roaaar!! I'll kill you!“

Megalosaurus:„Hold my beer!“

This thing reminds me if the song "Up all night sleep all day" 😂😂😂

“Spawn in Viking bay the said it would be fun the said”

Hooman dude was killed by megalosaurus 150

It's all fun and games untill you notice its level 135 and it wakes up

While i was taming this sleeping guy on Ext he just woke up with full torpor he was still taming somehow but j had to knowc him again

Me getting god console me and my megatheriam looking all cool.everybody gangsta until the meglasaures wakes up!

Once apon a time, a raptor with a big head went to the mall. He bought a chicken and magically turned them into chicken nuggets. They were magic and made his magiestic hairs turn into purple plum feathers.

I think it would be cool to have a boss a megalo with a humanoid body like a human meglao with a giant sword and manticore armour and about 4m tall with troodon human hybrid minions wearing ninja suits with giant shurikens updoot so the devs could see and name it the night king cuz devs like to copy from other sources

If not fren, why look like fren?

No these guys are actually amazing, I love them, my #1 night hunters but ****lystrosauruses!!!**** are more useful than them during the day 😂

I like them too much I’m like wakey wakey sleepy head

Goes into cave: knock a level 150 female Megalosaurus

Forgets narcotics and leaves cave

That damn megalosaurus despawned and left an entire minefield worth of giant metrepedes!

They are super good and the diarrhea on my giga a lot I hate hearing the poops noise

ITS SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!

Me: NO DON'T HIT IT

My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks

Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!

My friend: *hit him with a pickaxe*

He: What in...*fall asleep again

My friend: Funny! I will do it again!

Him: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!

My friend: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!

Me: *bola him and run away*

He wants to help you. He likes to give survivors free rides in his mouth.