Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Tales of 2 tribemates talking near an Irradiated Megalosaurus level 15 without pets:
Me: Maybe we should jump at bottom of the cliff ? He's approaching ! (In the back of my mate)
Him : What ?
Me : *Jump and run*
Him: *Jump*
Megalosaurus : *Crunch my mate*
Him : HELP ME, HE'S EATING ME ! *Dead*
Me (In a safe spot) : Are you okay ?
Him : I had better days...
After this sequence, we learned 2 things :
1- Megalosaurus is very dangerous but must be powerful when tamed
2- You only can count on yourself :')
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
I want this floof so bad but I can't find them not even in central cave where they commonly spawn π
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
Mike: Jerald Just donβt.
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald: