Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tales of 2 tribemates talking near an Irradiated Megalosaurus level 15 without…
Tales of 2 tribemates talking near an Irradiated Megalosaurus level 15 without pets:
Me: Maybe we should jump at bottom of the cliff ? He's approaching ! (In the back of my mate)
Him : What ?
Me : *Jump and run*
Him: *Jump*
Megalosaurus : *Crunch my mate*
Him : HELP ME, HE'S EATING ME ! *Dead*
Me (In a safe spot) : Are you okay ?
Him : I had better days...
After this sequence, we learned 2 things :
1- Megalosaurus is very dangerous but must be powerful when tamed
2- You only can count on yourself :')
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
Jerald: