Why did the megalosaurus get fired from sport check..... because he was caught sleeping on the job hahahaha don’t kill me
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: let’s hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Who else thinks thid guy is like a little acrochantosaurus click up
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
school bois be like in day time: night school bois be like: blood thirsty
But most importantly…
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D