ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

Why do I have the strange urge to pet it even tho I know it's gonna kill me?

dear god I love em

That mtf wake up

He is just Me.Sleeping in day,playing games at night.

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

BEHOLD! THE FORBIDDEN CINNAMON ROLL!!! 🥐