ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Real men nap with him

This thing blends in with the rocks u can’t see it before it’s too late

Human: *wakes it up*

Mega: so you choose…

death.

At nighttime ark decides to throw away vision and this things eyes glow so if you think you see 2 shooting stars coming closer don’t run home it’ll follow you and use it’s grab ability to get you out it can grab through walls apparently it’s stronger than a Rex at night acording to Dododex so hopefully you have a house made out of stone or stronger or

else you lost it all

Dont ask how I know

Looks like at night time its a mega pain in the butt

No? Im not funny? Ok ill leave now

First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

Him during the day:call an ambulance call an ambulance!!! Him at night: but not for me! Your level 136 Rex was killed by megalosaurus

This is not really funny but….

Today I was on my level 236 Rex on was walking through the forest I look down see this weird looking think my brother just says “it’s just a leaf”I’m like ima take no chances pull out my spyglass look down and it says Megalosaurus level 145.I’m like going to dododex very fast look how many darts I need it’s like around 30,that’s what it says for me.Then I had to leave my house so tomorrow ima gonna shove some darts up it’s butt and hopes it doesn’t turn night when I’m taming it.Then I’m just dead at that point😅🫤

That mtf wake up